You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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