Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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