I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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