i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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