i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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