He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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