my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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