Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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