I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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