The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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