The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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