I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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