Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
ok first of all what the fuck
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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