The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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