let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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