Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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