Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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