I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
