Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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