he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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