i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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