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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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