Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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