her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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