So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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