Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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