I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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