Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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