I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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