She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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