I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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