i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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