so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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I need you to use more vowels.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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