So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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