yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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