An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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