yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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