last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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