sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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