How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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