when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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