either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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