Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
is that a dick in a sweater?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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