I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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