So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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