yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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