i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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