I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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