i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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