Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We need to get me chipped asap
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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