You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My vagina just clenched in fear
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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