I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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