sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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