we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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